December
1998 |
This is a
wonderful Intel Art submission by one of my
anonymous readers. This excellent graphic depicts
Apple users idolizing the Intel bunny-people. It
also demonstrates just how "hot"
Intel processors really have become. This graphic is available in three
different sizes (the original is wider than 1000
pixels). The two smaller versions are available
at 1000
and 800
pixels wide respectively. However, the text might
be harder to read on these smaller graphics.
|
November
1998 |
Recently,
Intel annoused that they would use Homer Simpson
as their new public spokesman. This seemed
fitting to me, as Homer SImpson might actually
add some credibility to Intel's public relations
efforts. Therefore
it was timely and appropriate to feature this
Intel Art submission by one of my readers. Like
many other Intel Art submissions, the reader
wanted to remain anonymous. This really makes you
wonder why everybody is so afraid of Intel?
|
October
1998 |
Have you ever
wonded what those yo-yo's in the Intel bunny
suits are doing when they're not on those TV
commercials? This Intel Art of the Month
submission will help answer that question. |
September
1998 |
Depending
on who you are and your perspective of Intel, you
might look at Intel's web site in a variety of
ways. Some people might see Intel's web site
confusing and hard to navigate. Others might see
Intel's web site much like they see a company
bent on taking advantage of the proletariate
masses. This
Intel Art of the Month submission comes from a
different perspective. This submission shows
Intel's web site from the perspective of a
Televangelist. If a picture is worth a thousands
words, then to some, this might be the message
behind Intel's web site.
|
August
1998 |
Look no
further for proof that the Celeron processor was
actually intended to ruin your system
performance. This
boxed processor was found at a local computer
store in its pre-release packaging. Once Intel
discovered the packaging error, they recalled it
back to the factory for correction. In 20 years,
this package will be a collectors item, much like
the "Butcher Cover" of the Beatles Yesterday
and Today album.
|
July
1998 |
When
armageddon comes, it will look like this. Industry sources have
confirmed that the first battle of amrageddon
will take place at 2200 Mission College Blvd. in
Santa Clara, California. According to these
sources, the first strike will come at midnight,
in Y2K.
|
June
1998 |
Apparently
somebody didn't exactly appreciate last
month's Intel Art
of the Month. They decided to modify last month's
Intel Art submission into this masterful parody.
Naturally, they wanted to remain anonymous. From my perspective, this is great.
The last few submissions have been masterful
creative works, all in the name of fun. I'm
delighted to be the host of this fun. However, it
kind of makes me feel like a press reporter
accepting leaked depositions and then reporting
the news as if I didn't know who leaked it.
|
May
1998 |
This Intel
Art of the Month submission features an Intel
Bunny-Geek walking over to a motherboard
containing an AMD microprocessor. Upon seeing the
AMD processor, the Intel Bunny-Geek stomps on the
processor and raises his hands in victory. Who says that I don't play fair with
Intel and their competitors? I thought this art
submission was so funny, it deserved immediate
attention (even though I have many submissions
still waiting publication).
|
April
1998 |
One of my
readers (whose name will remain anonymous) is a
notebook computer manufacturer. In an effort to
explain to his customers that the Pentium II is
not well suited in notebook applications, he
crafted this graphic. The
graphic shows one of the Intel Bunny-GeeksTM
holding a burning-hot Pentium II. The submitor
intends to demonstrate that the Pentium II has
many thermal issues when used in notebook
applications.
|
March 1998 |
The Intel Art
submissions get funnier by the month. This month
is no exception. An
anonymous reader sent this outrageous efigy of
one of the famous Bunny-People (TM -- if you can
believe that).
Apparently, my reader had
some pent up agression and decided to expend it
on the bunny-geek.
|
February
1998 |
Back when the trademark dispute errupted between Intel and this web
site, Intel Corporation unleashed their spin
doctors to discredit and slander this web site.
In an article by the Associated Press, Intel claimed that I had
"tarnished (their) logo." Even more to
the point, Intel claimed in an article by the San Jose
Mercury News that
"What (I've) done is the legal equivalent of
spray-painting a building." Spray painting a building? Indeed.
If that's the way they
think, then I wonder what they'll think about
this outrageous Intel Art of the month
submission.
|
January 1998 |
Keeping in
mind, our last month's Intel art submission, I thought this month's edition
would be a natural follow-up. This month's Intel
Art was found on C/Net's web site: http://www.news.com. This
artwork shows Intel's famed trademark in a
not-so-flattering light. I wonder if Intel's
legal department is stupid enough to take on
C/Net. (They probably are.)
Anyways, I thought it would
be interesting to contemplate Intel's position
with respect to C/Net. After all, Intel has a
history of bullying people that can't stand up
for themselves...but would they bully a company
that they have funded?
|
December
1997 |
Apparently,
Intel's sophomoric legal
department hasn't yet discovered the meaning of
the 1st Ammendment of the US Constitution. These
gals continue their threats and intimidation
tactics against anybody that doesn't know how to
stand up to them. I
heard through the grapevine that this Intel Art
submission was threatened with legal action if it
wasn't removed from a reader's web site. Well
Intel...it's back, on the Intel Secrets Web Site.
|
November
1997 |
This month's
Intel Art was supplied by a reader of this web
site. The reader, who wishes to remain anonymous,
found that Intel Pentium II van running amok on
the city streets. See
this artwork to see what happens when those Bunny
People (idiotic-TM) clashed with a Pedestrian.
Rumor has it, that the pedestrian was wearing an
Intel Secrets(TM) T-Shirt. I wonder if the Bunny
People did this intentionally?
|
October 1997 |
When I found
this piece of artwork, I nearly fell over from
laughter. I said "can you get me a copy of
that picture?" Since my friend couldn't find
the owner of the picture, or where it actually
came from, he decided to give me the picture
itself. Later, I
found that the picture is part of the Doctor Fun
series of comics.
|
August
1997 |
This is a
masterful and timely submission to my "Intel
Art of the Month" column. The Author created
a graphic for the special occasion off the new Pentium
II Math Bug. |
June
1997 |
This is a
masterful and timely submission to my "Intel
Art of the Month" column. The Author created
a graphic for the special occasion off the new Pentium
II Math Bug. |
May 1997 |
The
author of this site contacted me to boast of his
unique brand of Intel Art. In the past, I know
Intel has sent these types of artists Cease and
Desist letters (thinking that they own the
Constitutional interpretation of the 1st
Amendment). If Intel is truly as
non-partisan as they claimed, then Larry should
be receiving a nasty letter very soon. |