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Today the police apprehended four suspects in a brutal hit and run case in Los Angeles. The suspects, as it turns out from last police reprots, are the famous and popular "bunny people" who perform in Intel Corp. (C) commercials; their names have not yet been released to the public. Apparently, these characters were "merely traveling through Los Angeles spreading the word about the Pentium-II processor and the MMX technology. We don't know anything about any run-over pedestrians...," said the green bunny person. Yet police found similar tracks to the tread marks on the Pentium-II Van at the scene of the crime. One witness claims to have seen a streak of blue speeding down the street when he heard a "thump" and saw a person lying in the road, unconscious. The witness claims to have seen | |||||||||||||||
| "two eyes" on the hood of the
van, but no such evidence has been found yet. The
suspects were found with unlicensed hand guns and
automatic weapons, which may or may not further incriminate them in this trial. Intel Vice President Mike Aymar commented that he will do "everything possible to prove the innocence of [his] bunny people. Kids look up to these guys, and if they are caught performing their illegal activites, kids would get the idea that they could do things like that too..." |
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- The Associated Press